Word of the Day with Spencer Georges

March 23, 2018

Spencer Georges likes words. He is a word connoisseur, if you will.

Big words, small words – doesn’t matter. If it’s a word, Spencer likes it. Not only does Spencer like words, but he also knows what every word means.

Kind of.

Every day the Hawkeye will bring you a brand new recurring feature called Word of the Day with Spencer Georges.

March 28: Abject

Spencer’s definition: Photo shoot featuring abs, but your abs aren’t good enough – so you are abjected from the photo shoot via Fortnite tires.

Sentence: Those abs might be good somewhere else, but I’m abjecting you from this place. Don’t make me get the gold SCAR.

Actual definition:

1. (of something bad) experienced or present to the maximum degree.
“his letter plunged her into abject misery”
synonyms: wretched, miserable, hopeless, pathetic, pitiful, pitiable, piteous, sorry, woeful, lamentable, degrading, appalling, atrocious, awful
“abject poverty”
2. (of a person or their behavior) completely without pride or dignity; self-abasing.
“an abject apology”
synonyms: contemptible, base, low, vile, worthless, debased, degraded, despicable, ignominious, mean, unworthy, ignoble

March 27: Osculator

Spencer’s definition: An escalator for octopuses.

Sentence: You see all those octopuses riding up the escalator? That osculator is gasconading.

Actual definition: One who kisses

Archive of the Words of the Day for your personal dictionary.

March 23: Gasconading

Spencer’s definition:

A lit island full of gas on the Canadian Expressway, like-wise Lake Pontchartrain inlets

Sentence: Bro, gasconading was pretty crazy yesterday. Never knew inlets that could be that crazy.

Actual definition: to boast, brag, or bluster

Check back tomorrow for another day of learning with Spencer Georges.

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One Response to “Word of the Day with Spencer Georges”

  1. Michael on March 22nd, 2018 1:47 pm

    This is sick! Love this word

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